Where is the triangle key? (meme)

Do you know where that dang key is? I can't seem to find it here on my trusty old keyboard. Why do they have to make these things so complicated? It really gets on my nerves, man.

Where is the triangle key?

You know these image verification things, we've all had to see these. They can definitely be annoying. You just want to log into your chosen site, and then you have to put in all these letters and symbols. I guess it's just a part of the internet at this point.